He wahine ʻōpio maikaʻi loa, akā he aha kēlā peʻa ʻē ma kona ʻōpū - he pū? He aha ia manaʻo? Maopopo iaʻu nā pūkuʻu ma kona mau wāwae - he ʻano leʻaleʻa haʻahaʻa, e like me ke kapa ʻole. Akā, no ke aha nā kāma'a ki'eki'e ma kahi moe? He hōʻailona mamao o sado-maso? Akā ʻaʻohe hōʻailona o ia mea ma kēia wikiō! Hiki paha i nā mea keaka ke huikau, ua pana ʻia ka pahu mua ma kēia ʻano a ʻaʻole i waho o ke kiʻi?
A ua maikaʻi ka nerd! Ua manaʻo wau ua palu ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī. Huli 'o ia i ka anal gourmet. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia a hiki i luna o kona ʻōpū. ʻIke ʻia ʻaʻole kēia ka manawa mua i hoʻāʻo ai ka poʻe ipo - ʻaʻole ʻo ka uʻakū i kona komo ʻana mai. Paʻi au i kona ʻāʻī i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona kowali. E hana ʻo ia i ka mea kūpono me kona waha. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka lilo ʻana i wahine palaka.
He momona ka Jap ma ka wikiō, nani a puni kona ʻano. ʻO ka jumpsuit wale nō i koʻu manaʻo ke hoʻopilikia loa iā lākou.