ʻO nā mea a pau, he kāne ʻoluʻolu maoli nā kāne aloha a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke lawe aku iā lākou, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke aloha mai kahi mamao aku a hiki i ke wikiō ke hōʻike maikaʻi ʻia, ʻoiai ma ke ʻano ʻino. He mea maikaʻi loa ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻana, pāʻani nā kāne i ka maikaʻi, maopopo ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e like me ka mea hiki iā lākou, uē, uē, na lākou a pau, makemake nui au i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana o nā mea āpau, nānā ʻia me ka hauʻoli.
Lede momona, akā kūpono naʻe no ka pepa. Ma ke ala ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻapaʻa maoli ke kanaka ʻōpio iā ia, ua kau ʻo ia i ka condom ma luna o kahi uʻi palupalu loa! Ma hope wale nō ʻo ia i ʻono ai. Akā naʻe, he mau manawa wale nō ka hāʻule ʻana o kāna ʻiʻo mai loko aʻe o kona ʻōpū, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i maʻa i kēlā ʻano puʻupuʻu ākea! Ua hoʻopaʻa wale paha ʻo ia i nā wahine ʻōpio me nā puʻupuʻu haiki ma mua.
Fuck, loaʻa iā ia kona nui.