He aha ke kanaka e hana nei! A paʻakikī nā kaikamāhine, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻoweliweli iā lākou me kahi pūʻulu kāne. Nui kēlā dick! Hoʻokuʻu kekahi o lākou ma ʻaneʻi, ʻo kekahi ma laila, mai ʻoki ʻoe i kāna dick. Pehea lākou e lawelawe ai i nā kānaka a pau, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo. He ululāʻau moa a he kai kūmā. Hoʻopili lākou i nā kino a pau o nā kaikamahine. A me ka ninini ana a me ka ninini - ma ka laulā mea huli mai na kaikamahine e like me ka ua o ka sperm. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi ʻaʻole lākou i ʻeke.
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
Maikaʻi a maikaʻi ka maikaʻi.