Ke nānā aku nei kēia moe kāne waena. Ua hoʻomaʻamaʻa mua ʻia nā hoaaloha Negro no ka hui ʻekolu, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e aʻo hou iā lākou. ʻOiai ʻo ia e hana ana i hoʻokahi, ʻānai ʻo ia i ka ʻiʻo o kekahi i ʻole ʻo ia e hoʻomaha loa, a hana pū lākou a pau e like me ka hana uaki.
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
Ua pōʻino ka stepson - ua noi ʻo ia i kona makuahine hānai e kōkua iā ia e hoʻokuʻu ʻia! I ka hopena, ua ʻae wale ʻo ia e hana. Ha-ha-ha, a laila ua ʻae ʻo ia ʻaʻole ʻo kona makuakāne i huki iā ia me ka ʻoluʻolu. Loaʻa ka iʻa ma ka makau - i kēia manawa e lele ʻo ia ma luna ona no ka manawa lōʻihi!