He ʻulaʻula a hoʻokuʻu ʻia kēia ʻulaʻula, a he mea leʻaleʻa ke moe kolohe me kēia ʻano kaikamahine. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻomohala ʻo ia i kāna anus e like me ia a hoʻoneʻe iā ia iho me ka wikiwiki wikiwiki. Inā ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, ʻo ia hoʻi, loaʻa iā ia kahi kiʻekiʻe mai ia mea, ʻaʻole ʻo ia wale nō ka hana.
Nui ka mea hoʻonaninani, ke haʻi aku nei au iā ʻoe, ʻo nā lako kahiko wale nō ke kūpono! A ʻo nā kaikamahine ʻōpio he ʻuʻuku. ʻAʻole wale lākou e hele wāwae ʻaʻahu ʻole, ua ʻauheʻe lākou iā Pāpā. No kēlā ʻano hana, pono e hoʻopaʻa ʻia lāua ʻelua i ka anus. Minamina ka ʻelemakule momona ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka ikaika e hana ai!
ʻOi aku ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kaikamahine ʻAsia a ʻike i ka wā mua he mea waiwai ka lilo ʻana. No laila, wili aʻela ua aliʻi wahine nei i kāna ʻuʻi a omo aʻe i ka ʻōpū mai loko ona. He mea kupanaha ka ʻāpana a ua pipiʻi ka mea kūʻai iā ia i ka maka. Ua hana ʻoe i ka hana, hiki iā ʻoe ke hele.)
Makemake au i ka puʻu.