ʻO ka polopeka kahiko, ʻoi loa ka chipper! E pili ana i kona mau makahiki koe wale nō ka ʻili e hōʻike ai, a no laila e hana a hana ka mea hana e like me ka mea e pono ai. ʻAʻole ʻoluʻolu kēia i ka haumāna, akā he aha kāu e hana ai inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia makemake e aʻo. Pono ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo mua, a i ʻole, pono ʻo ia e hopu i nā mea ʻē aʻe ma o ka lawe wikiwiki ʻana i nā protein a me nā protein mai nā poʻe akamai. ʻAʻole maikaʻi, hoʻokahi kau a ʻelua paha a ʻoi aku ka wikiwiki.
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
He ʻīlio wale ʻo ia e kali nei i kāna ʻīlio. ʻO kāna mea hoihoi wale nō, ʻo ka moa a me nā pōpō a me ka scrotum. ʻO ka lawe ʻana i ka cum ma kona mau maka ʻo ia ka mea e makemake ai nā blonde a hauʻoli kēia i ka hana ʻana. ʻO ia mau kaikamahine e omo i nā moa a pau e hiki ai iā lākou ke komo me ko lākou mau lehelehe.